I swear this is taking place to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my habits
- Surely this is a dream
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of geese came out under a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and cars were laughing. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
You guys won't believe what just happened. Seriously, I think I'm going to faint! All of it was just so wild.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
Well, website I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?